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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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