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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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A photo of synthesis.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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