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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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