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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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