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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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