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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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