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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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