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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Gaucho Marx

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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