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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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