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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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