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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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