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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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