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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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