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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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