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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A tripod.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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