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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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