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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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