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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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