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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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