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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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