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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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