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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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