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Shane Ronay
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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Akiva Lane
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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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