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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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