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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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