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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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