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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What happens when we realize something?

We see it with real eyes.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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