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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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