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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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