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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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