Pictures:

What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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