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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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