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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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