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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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