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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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