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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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