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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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