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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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