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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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