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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Shane Ronay
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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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