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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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