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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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