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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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