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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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