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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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It's a lap top.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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