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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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