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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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