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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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