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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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