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Akiva Lane
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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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