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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Akiva Lane
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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Akiva Lane
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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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