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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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