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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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