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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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