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Akiva Lane
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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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