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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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