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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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