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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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