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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Akiva Lane
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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Akiva Lane
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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Akiva Lane
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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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