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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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