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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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