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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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