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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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