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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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