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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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