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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Akiva Lane
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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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