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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Akiva Lane
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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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