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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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