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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane
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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004