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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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