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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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