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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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