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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What do clocks, computer programs, thieves, and track stars all have in common?

They are all running.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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