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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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