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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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