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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Rock and roll.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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