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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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