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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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