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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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