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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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