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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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