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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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