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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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