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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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