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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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