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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Akiva Lane
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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Akiva Lane
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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Akiva Lane
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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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