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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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