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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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