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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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