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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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