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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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