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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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