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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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