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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Yisro Whale

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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