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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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C to shining C

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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