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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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