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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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