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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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