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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Akiva Lane
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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane
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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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