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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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