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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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