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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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