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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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