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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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