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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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