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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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