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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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