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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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