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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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