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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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