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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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