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Akiva Lane
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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Akiva Lane
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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Akiva Lane
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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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