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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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