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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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