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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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