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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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