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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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