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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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