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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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