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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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