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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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