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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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