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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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