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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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