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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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