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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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