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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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