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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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