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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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