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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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