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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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