Pictures:

What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

2069

How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

1113

What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

1506

A buoys club.

1879

What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

1182

What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

1588

Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

2621

What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

351

Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

501

Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

2119

Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

246

Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

888