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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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