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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What does the Eiffel Tower and dangerous germs have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What kind of sea does not tell the truth?

Hypocra-sea.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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