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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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