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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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