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Shane Ronay
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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Akiva Lane
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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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