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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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