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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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