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Akiva Lane
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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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