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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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