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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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